Today i tried to reach my brain through my nose. i was interested in how often we do this- the question is probably not very often so- being ‘against the grain’ i decided to slip ol’ Mr. index in the N and see the result.

It wasn’t pleasant.

I wonder if actually i’m really annoyed about pollution and my nose mining is a direct reaction to our decaying society: wrought with corruption, crime, ignorance and lack of respect for the environment? maybe it was in reaction and rebellion to the coming election and the battle of politics, the gradual climb out of economic recession and the dismantling of British politics in the battle of the Conservatives and the anti-tide of Brown. Maybe i’m angry that Russia has recently come under fire from terroist extremists or maybe i’m annoyed at the celebrity world- is ‘Brangelina’ in trouble? adopting another whole race of children? is Lindsay Lohan really addicted to coke and is a massive scene whore or is she just totally ‘misunderstood’?

No, i think it’s because i really wanted to see if i twitched when i reached the brain and squijed it. i didn’t reach it, i got a nosebleed.

Eugene